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Zoo Hospital

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Releases: 10.23.07
Majesco Games
Torus
ESRB: Everyone

Zoo Hospital DS

Six legged detective fun

by Sweeny

My first thought when i received this game was, “Sweet! Like Trauma Center but with animals. Cool.” After playing for about 10 minutes... not so much. I'm thanking all that is holy that this game was a gift and I didn't waste my own money on it. The game in unbelievably effing stupid and a complete insult to intelligence for all ages. In fact, it is for all intensive purposes an insult to other games. I guess if you like repetition and boredom it might be something you should go for. I have no clue if it was marketed to girls, or adults, or people dumb enough to buy the game. Most likely the latter.

Your task is basically to tap around the Zoo and find the sick/hurt wild animals. Once you find them you are to heal them by finding out what is wrong. No surgery here. Just rubbing the animal wherever it hurts, or to calm them down. And there you have it. The game in its entirety. I will say it does give a good description of Zoo animals, and might be okay for a young child who has a thing for going to the Zoo except the dialog in it seems like it would be too hard for any kid young enough to enjoy it to read. Even so, save the money on the game and if you want to see a lemur or a zebra, take the road trip and go to the real zoo. This game is tragically awful. Not even worth to rent... The only options for this one is to burn it with a blow torch and hope its tortured soul doesn't come back to haunt your system.

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